The Borowitz Report Cheney Urges Iraq To Reconsider Weapons Inspections
Cheney added that allowing weapons inspectors to return was a “big decision” and encouraged the Iraqis to “sleep on it.” But hours after Cheney told he Iraqis to reconsider, Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein released an official statement of his own, leaving little doubt that he intended to stick with his decision. “Not only am I sure that I want the weapons inspectors to come back to Iraq,” Saddam’s statement read, “but I am totally stoked about it....