The Borowitz Report Sharks Gear Up For Record Summer
“We had an amazing summer of 2001, and that was with little or no advertising,” said one shark who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Once our new ads roll out, summer of 2002 is going to be awesome.” Zach Steinmetz, the ad wizard responsible for the sharks’ campaign, says that the commercials show swimmers frolicking in a beautiful blue ocean and feature the slogan, “Water: cool, refreshing and safer than ever....