The Borowitz Report Take Me Seriously Says Raelian Leader
“Much as I love my silly hair knot, and much as it saddens me to remove it, remove it I must,” said Claude Vorilhon, a.k.a. ‘Rael,’ leader of the Raelians and founder of the cloning group Clonaid. “While undeniably attractive, my hair-knot unfortunately was getting in the way of my message,” Rael added. Rael said that he had had no intention of removing his hair knot from his head until last night, when he viewed a taped appearance he had made earlier that day on CNN....